Day's of me

[Nightstar]

Halloween:

*Me looking out the window*
Me: C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'monx 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
*Car pulls into driveway*
Me: SHE'S HERE! OMISTARCLAN SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Runs outside and tackles Taylor we fall over*
Me: Told you I was gonna tackle you.
Taylor: I knew you were gonna. I should have put a pillow on my butt.
*I crack up*


Later in the car:

Me: OMIGAWSH I CAN'T BELIEVE IT I'M SO HAPPY I MISSED YOU! I AM SO HYPER BY THE WAY!
Taylor and her mom: We noticed
*I crack up again*
Me: I must seem like I'm high.
Taylor: Yes


Trick or treating:

Taylor: Where have I seen this before?
*Looks at pictures*
Me: Who cares lets just get the candy!
Taylor: Okay
*Knocks on door and a person dressed as Slenderman answers*
Taylor: OMIGAWSH SLENDERMAN!!!!!!!!
*Dies of laughter*
Taylor: OMIGAWD, OMIGAWD, OMIGAWD, OMIGAWD, OMIGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!


Later:

Me: I am tired!
Taylor: Oh well.
Me: Hey Taylor?
Taylor: Whaaaaaaat?
Me: CARRY ME!
*Tackles Taylor*
Taylor: Oh sh*t you're heavy!
*Knocks her down*
Me: CARRY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Taylor: NO WAY!


Even Later:

Me: Hey Taaaaaaaaaaaaaayloooooooooooooooooor!
Taylor: What? *Scared face*
Me: CARRY ME!
Taylor: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This happened like a million times.
Me: Dare me to yell. "I am Leopardstar?"
Taylor: Sure
Me: I.AM.LEOPARDSTAR!
*Cop car apears*
Me: Oh, Sh*t
*Both of us crack up and we look like we're high*
Me: I hope we don't look high.


In the car:

Me: I barely got any candy!
Taylor: That's a lot!
Me: Nu-uh! It's only half full I usually have like two bags!
*Taylor is shocked*


Again in the car:

Me: I'm tired
Taylor: OH H*LL NO!
*Uses Taylor as a pillow*
Me: You're a good pillow.
Taylor: Everyone says that! Emily sits on me and licks my face!
Me: 0.o


A little later:

Me: You're so mean!
Taylor: Why?
Me: Cause you embarrassed me! You made me sing!
Taylor: Oh yeah! You're really good! Sing, sing!
Taylor's mom: Taylor said you were really good, you should.
Me: I have stage freight!
Taylor: Then we won't look.
Me: Yeah right. *Sigh* Fine! But I won't be as good cause of my stage freight.
*Sings I will not Bow*
Taylor and her mom: That was really good! You should be on American Idol!
Me: Hides under invisible blanket


At home:

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tackles and sits on Taylor*
Taylor: You're killing me!
Me: ....................................... Good.
*Taylor leaves finally and I pass out once I go to bed*

[SkeletheGerbil]

WOW, there was slenderman?! Lucky.. but I saw the what the h*ll face on a pumpkin. And I saw Steve from Minecraft. BEST. HALLOWEEN. EVEEERRR

[Brave]

LOL! XD I'M NOT THE ONLY HIGH-APPEARING PERSON, YAY. XD

[Nightstar]

Here is what happened at the library meeting.

Warning: Do not read if you are prone to excessive laughing.

*Fails at making paper thug*
Me: Screw this I'm gonna watch the guys fail at football!
*Bria comes over*
Me: You wanna know what my friend says what football is?
Bria: Sure
Me: She says all football is, is guys grabbing each others lower part (Not using the word)
*Bria cracks up*
Me: Dare you to tell the guys that
Bria: I was gonna dare you
Me: I dared you first
Bria: Well I'm not doin it
Me: Fine I will
*Goes over to the guys and tells them*
David: .................... Well it's true
*Cracks up*
David: I'm serious you're not wrong all it is, is guys grabbing each other lower parts
And he said it while the door was being opened so the whole library head it.

[Brave]

OMG! I thought the same thing!

[Nightstar]

XD Then I pulled his hair and ran.

[Nightstar]

I have another one from uhhhhhhh a few years ago.

*Me and Nikki are bored at my dad's house*
Nikki: Why don't we do chores?
Me: I have a better idea, why don't we do chores for money?
Nikki: Okay
*We go ask my dad*
Dad: Sure you can start with the toilet
Me: Oh h*ll no! I ain't cleaning anything you sat on!
Me and Nikki in our head: BURN!

I don't go to public school I do online school so it's a little hard for me. I should have one up on Thanksgiving Break because I'm join over to Taylor's house and we'll probably say stupid stuff.

[Brave]

Okay

[Nightstar]

In a bit I'll post what happened when I went camping. It's also a little romantic. *Blushes*

[Brave]

[Nightstar]

Here is part of my camping experience. And the David in this isn't the one from the library, I know 3 David's, my crush, the guy at the library, and my brother.

*After 4 long hours we finally made it to Ginnie Springs.*
Me: Hurry! I wanna go in the water!
Dad: Be patient.
*After another 30 minutes we reach the camping site.*
*We unpacked*
Dad: You can go in the water if you want.
Me: Yay!
*Run to the water and jump right in.*
Me: Nice and cold, just how I remember it.
*After swimming for an hour I go back to the camping site and see that my crush is there.*
*I pull my dad over.*
Me: I thought you said David wasn't coming until tomorrow.
Dad: I did too
*I wave hi and he smiles and waves back. My heart like leaps out of my chest*
Me: If you embarrass me I won't forgive you.
Dad: Yeah, yeah, yeah

It get's interesting at night and you'll be like awwwwwwwww.

[Brave]

[Nightstar]

Hours later in the water
*Sees David freaking out.*
David: IT'S COLD D*AMM*T!
Me: Just jump in you baby!
David: But it's cold!
*Splashes David*
David: COLD!
Me: Your welcome :3
David: I hate you.
Me: .............
*Goes into underwater cave for like two minutes.*
*Reaches the surface, and starts gasping for air.*
*Sees David and his cousin hitting the water.*
Me: What the h*ll are you doing?
David: Trying to catch a fish.
Me: And how's that working out for ya?
David: ................. Shut up
*Goes closer*
David: No, you're whit they'll see you.
Me: Racist much?
*They finally hit one*
David: You pick it up!
David's cousin: No you!
Me: Babies

[Brave]

XD XD Lol

[Nightstar]

In a bit I'll do the absolute most hilarious part.